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United States
degree in commercial art
What a great time to tell one of my stories. Now in Europe they have very different looking commodes. you don't sit on them you you squat over them, Well on this day his wife goes to battle with a spider. She has a spray bottle full of bug spray though and after dropping him in the commode she makes double sure that pesky spider is dead. ... Well dead

About this time her husband comes home from work and smoking his usual cigar he makes a needed trip to the bath room. He gets in position, drops trouser, drops the butt of his cigar in the commode hole and a seven foot tall flame comes leaping out of the commode. Her husband is now injured and the bath room is on fire. She calls the fire department. The paramedics come with them. Now it just so happens he lives atop a hill. and to get to the ambulance they have to carry him down the hill on a stretcher. All the while the firemen are asking the wife what caused the fire. Laughter erupts. The paramedics get to laughing so hard they drop the poor fellow down the hill he goes... now he has a broken arm as well as a fresh toasted bum.....

True story, read it in the paper several years


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Eden-West Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
Thank you so much for the watch! It's an honor! <3
Chemicq Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks for the watch!
MA-PHOTOGRAPHIC Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2015   Photographer
Thanks for all the comments :)
Alik-Volga Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2015
Thank you for the watch!,and fave!
Mo0nX Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you very much once agian for the critique .
It pleased me to have your opinion read. I found a very playfull amount of words and that made me happy and encouraged .
You really know how to cheer people up, and for that I'm greatfullHuggle! 
Fritters56 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Each of us has the power to feel the sun shine just on us, but some one has to empower us to see and feel it. I myself have seen too much damage done when no one with the power to allow you to see steps forward.

From the poetry of Carey A. Feazel
Disse86 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2015
Thanks for watching! :)
formatela Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2015
Hi Carey - thanks for watching :)
falsedelic Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks for the favs and watch!
Nipntuck3 Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2015
thanks for the watch:)
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